Me. At least after what I've been through.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
