Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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