Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize