Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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