I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
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HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
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Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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