I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
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some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
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She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
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