16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
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