I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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