This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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