i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
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I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
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Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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