it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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