no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
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I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
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Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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