47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
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A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
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Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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