Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
Randomize
