i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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