Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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