Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Did we literally take a cab across the street
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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