Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
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It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
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Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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