She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
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Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
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Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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