i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I need moral support for this bender
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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