yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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