She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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