no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
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You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
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He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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