Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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