All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Say something about gay babies.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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