My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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