so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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