Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
FUCK WHALES
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