dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
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omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
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my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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