were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
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She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
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Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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