So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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