you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
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All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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