Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
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You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
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Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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