You're so nebulous sometimes
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
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I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
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all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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