**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
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i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
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Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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