FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
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well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
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My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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