at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
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will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
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He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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