Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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