If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
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I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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