Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
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I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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