I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
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I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
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I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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