If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
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just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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