I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
