i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
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entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
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His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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