You made me cry and you don't even care
Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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