dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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