weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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