All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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