spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Randomize
