There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
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the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
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He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Please don't give away my fajitas
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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