Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
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I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
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Less talking, more tequila
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
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