So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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