Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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