I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
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i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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